SA-MP Quotes Topic
#41

It's ChatRoulette I think.
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#42

That's Omegle
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#43

Thanks
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#44

You always post my quotes here D:
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#45

posting your own jokes aint funny man
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#46

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<Exotic> Woet has enough money tbh
<Exotic> he needs to give some to charity
* Exotic is now known as Charity
<Charity> money plz
<LowCo> lmao

This one is from a week ago or so, but still.
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#47

lol nice one
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#48

see down\/
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#49

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: suuppp.
You: Hi stranger!
Stranger: lmao hey.
You: You're a stranger...
Stranger: yes, i am
You: My mom told to not chat with strangers...
You: I'm scared.
Stranger: your a fuckin creep
Stranger: ew
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u ?
Stranger: where u from ?
You: wait, wait.. is this a stranger talking?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: My name is brunna
You: You're a stranger! My mom told me to not talk to strangers.
Stranger: now , i m not stranger anymore hahaha
You: /me runs.
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (more a[s])
there's a stranger!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Why u here ?
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (more)
Stranger: look up . write ''' talk to strangers ''
You: pedophile
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(more)
Stranger: im have 15 years
You: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb(more)
You: I'm 7!!!
Stranger: OMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#50

Quote:

holyfuckox: Lol
holyfuckox: PHEW
holyfuckox: i thought it's going to samp forums xD
holyfuckox: yey for me
-| MaykoX |-: Thanks for idea !!
-| MaykoX |-: brb
holyfuckox: O_O

this part was a bit funny, other not so much...
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#51

Gimme yo xfire Mayko :P

I'm unsure who posted this, I had it in my signature before the new forums:
Quote:

I do not understand what I mean.

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#52

Quote:
Originally Posted by iLinx
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Apple should of stuck with doing what they do best, eating apples.
lolololo
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#53

Quote:

I was late cause i was locking my house doors

Weird but true:P
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#54

Well I think I pasted the link in here a few months ago, but I've added new quotes since then so I'll re-link it.

http://jamochaisgod.webs.com/logs.html

A few for anyone who doesn't want to visit the webpage.

<&ally> yay Cibby
<Cibby> yay ally
<&ally> yay
<Cibby> yay
<hittt> yay
<+brg> yay

<@JernejL_Work> god damn it son of a sperm whale

<@Jernej> ZEON FIX IT PLEASE WTF IS THIS SHIT
<@Jernej> OR I BRING VUVUZELAS

<@RedBull> Do you know Franzi on real-lfe ?
<~Chalo> yes
<~Chalo> XD
<@RedBull> naaice!
<~Franzi> im under his desk
<&Pacer> LOLOL

<@ymtisd> where do you work?
<@J4ck3N_> making comdoms
<@ymtisd> haha
<@J4ck3N_> condoms*
<@J4ck3N_> for the dogs
<@J4ck3N_> I am a scientist
<@J4ck3N_> nah jk
<@J4ck3N_> i sing on the bus

* fathom sets mode: +mi
<%fathom> wth
<%fathom> I'll let someone more competant decide what I did...

<@GX28> * Muted Player Trakiinax (ID:63) tried to say: aushaus

<~Luis> is ohio in colorado?
<@burito> ummm
<@burito> yeah
<~Luis> ok
<~Luis> lol
<~Luis> im askin an australian
<~Brown_Cat> thats your fault
<~Luis> im such an american fail
<~Luis> lmao
<~Brown_Cat> go ask someone else
<~PepsiMax> oh come on, you live in the US
<~Luis> lmao fail
<~Luis> its not
<~Luis> its in columbus
<~PepsiMax> ofc not
<~PepsiMax> lolwut
<~Luis> lmao
<~Luis> what
<~Luis> http://www.united-states-map.com/usa-map.gif
<~PepsiMax> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio
<~Luis> oh lord
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#55

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
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#56

16:00:47) (Scarness) can someone give me the ip of localhost?
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#57

Quote:
Originally Posted by SaW_[VrTx]
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
These are all nice :P
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#58

Bumpz

Quote:

[23:29:06] <Jay> Woet
[23:30:21] <@dugi> sucks
[23:30:33] <Cristi> badly

'The message you entered is too short .. bla bla'
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#59

About that Stranger chat thing, I got a woman of 23, WTF? When i lied that i was 7 she kept telling I should have someone watching me LOL.
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#60

I think there is a topic like this already o.o
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