[Lazlow.]

A blonde is in the first class section of a flight to New York. A flight attendant approaches her and asks, "Excuse me, do you have a first class ticket?" The blonde replies "No". The flight attendant tells her to move back to Economy class, but the blonde is reluctant and says, "I'm flying to New York and I'm flying in First Class!" The flight attendant asks the co-pilot to talk to the blonde, so the co-pilot comes to the First Class cabin and tells the blonde to leave, but once again she's reluctant and insists she's flying first class to New York. The co-pilot and flight attendant are stumped, so they go and ask the Captain for help. The captain walks up to the woman, whispers in her ear and she jumps out of her seat and runs to the back of the plane. "Wow," said the flight attendant. "what did you tell her?" The pilot replied, "I told her the First Class compartment wasn't going to New York".

Pretty bad, but meh.