[Donny_k]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walter Matthau Your mother is so ugly that if my dog looked like her I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards

I always liked that one for some reason, I also like to use the "something on your head" one.

You say to someone "oi you have something on your head", they go "where" or start rubbing thier head and then you say "oh sorry it's your face".

Stupid I know but funny sometimes.