16.08.2008, 17:55
Post any good jokes you heard/know here. :P
here are a few:
1) Two blondes are stuck in a hole, they each start yelling "help! help!". Then one blonde says "I have an idea, lets yell together". So they start yelling "Together! Together!"
2) Yo Mama jokes:
-Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
-Yo mama is so fat when she put on a yellow jacket and walked down the stairs people thought the sun was setting.
-Yo mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
-Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
3) What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
4) When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
here are a few:
1) Two blondes are stuck in a hole, they each start yelling "help! help!". Then one blonde says "I have an idea, lets yell together". So they start yelling "Together! Together!"
2) Yo Mama jokes:
-Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
-Yo mama is so fat when she put on a yellow jacket and walked down the stairs people thought the sun was setting.
-Yo mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
-Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
3) What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
4) When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.