[AggravatedEgo]

Ascension Roleplay is looking for Testers! we are a heavy RP server with very high standards.

Tester application here: -snip-

[kaisersouse]

https://sampforum.blast.hk/showthread.php?tid=447813

[Si|ent]

I always felt the best staff position was held two handed over the head, like Gandalf was hanging from an overhead bar

Ahh wait, I think I misunderstood.

[kaisersouse]

I had a staff infection once. It sucked

[Si|ent]

Do you treat that with antibiotics, or varnish?

[kaisersouse]

Vodka, which can act as both.

(oh wait...im thinking of 'plastered' not 'varnished')