On my vBulletin boards, I forgot my password, and my other administrator has been offline for a while, I have no email set... How can I get it back?

You can't really do anything without access to database.

I have access to the database.

Someone invented this cool website recently, it lets you search for stuff it's quite useful you should try it:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+reset+vb...admin+password

What do you think I tried to do, I'm not that stupid.

Did you click on the results?

Yes I did click on them, and clearly nothing, thats why I turnt here.

why dont u access the database and set a email?

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How can't you find out how to change it, if every second result shows you how to do?

Since you can access the Database, you should do the following to retrieve your account back:
> Head to PHPMyAdmin and log in.
> Scroll down to "Users".
> Find your Username
> Add an email address.
> Head to your website and press Forgot password.
> Fill out the information it gives you and log back in.
Should work like a charm!