Randomess.
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Allright, so i went to the shopping mall and bought some Snacks, no flavour, and i decide, fuck it, i make my own Dip-sauce, i go home, Mix some Chilli- and Paprika, with some Cremй Frauche, i leave it in the refrigerator for like, 15 minutes, i open the snacks and take out the Dip, then i eat some of it, and next i know, i'm in the bathroom taking a shit and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass, What the fuck is going on?..
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#2

uh... (Skype)
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#3

lmao I can't help but comment on this.
Excuse my childish sense of humour, But this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this forum.

Kudos to you my friend.
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#4

You made my day, or maybe, you made my year.
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#5

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Originally Posted by sbґ
Allright, so i went to the shopping mall and bought some Snacks, no flavour, and i decide, fuck it, i make my own Dip-sauce, i go home, Mix some Chilli- and Paprika, with some Cremй Frauche, i leave it in the refrigerator for like, 15 minutes, i open the snacks and take out the Dip, then i eat some of it, and next i know, i'm in the bathroom taking a shit and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass, What the fuck is going on?..
You'll survive, don't worry.
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#6

Shit it all out my friend.. shit it all, out.
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#7

You're going to die soon, I think you have less than two hours to live.
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#8

:< ... i r gonna dai nao??
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#9

"Montezuma's Revenge"
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#10

I Will Survive - Aliensong
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#11

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Originally Posted by Don Correlli
Oh god.

Best Man Fail
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#12

This has to be one of the funniest topics I've seen to date.

Seriously, what is your secret? I want to do this to my friends one night since my dip is "shit" to them.

They can literally blow it out their ass.
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#13

rofl
you made my day xD

the funniest topic i've ever seen here
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#14

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Originally Posted by sbґ
Allright, so i went to the shopping mall and bought some Snacks, no flavour, and i decide, fuck it, i make my own Dip-sauce, i go home, Mix some Chilli- and Paprika, with some Cremй Frauche, i leave it in the refrigerator for like, 15 minutes, i open the snacks and take out the Dip, then i eat some of it, and next i know, i'm in the bathroom taking a shit and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass, What the fuck is going on?..
I hope you didnt add any corn in that dip
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#15

LOL.
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#16

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Originally Posted by sbґ
Allright, so i went to the shopping mall and bought some Snacks, no flavour, and i decide, fuck it, i make my own Dip-sauce, i go home, Mix some Chilli- and Paprika, with some Cremй Frauche, i leave it in the refrigerator for like, 15 minutes, i open the snacks and take out the Dip, then i eat some of it, and next i know, i'm in the bathroom taking a shit and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass, What the fuck is going on?..
I have no idea what you just said - that was so random i cant even believe it.
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#17

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Originally Posted by cj101
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Originally Posted by sbґ
Allright, so i went to the shopping mall and bought some Snacks, no flavour, and i decide, fuck it, i make my own Dip-sauce, i go home, Mix some Chilli- and Paprika, with some Cremй Frauche, i leave it in the refrigerator for like, 15 minutes, i open the snacks and take out the Dip, then i eat some of it, and next i know, i'm in the bathroom taking a shit and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass, What the fuck is going on?..
I have no idea what you just said - that was so random i cant even believe it.
Basically, he made a dip that made him shit bricks.
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#18

mum' bought me some new dip today, hopefully it won't burn up my arse...
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#19

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Originally Posted by sbґ
and it feels like i'm having Global Warming in my ass
LOL!! xDD
you really made me rofl xDD
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#20

Omg, I can feel it now.

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Originally Posted by Calgon
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Originally Posted by Don Correlli
Oh god.

Best Man Fail
Hahahahaahahaha, epic phail.
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