[BoneBreaker]

In this thread you can chat with others on any topic using code.
He you can also post funny piece of sh*it,sorry no,i mean funny piece of code

Code:

#include <a_samp>

#define MAX_MEMBERS 282910

//I got Coordinates from > Here <
new Float:USA_N = 37.0902;
new Float:USA_W = 95.7129;

new Float:x, Float:y, Float:z

stock IsMemberAlive(memberid)
{
    if(BreathRate(memberid) >= 1)
    {
        return 1;
    }
    else return 0;
}

for(new i = 0; i < MAX_MEMBERS; i++)
{
    if(IsMemberAlive(i))
    {
        GetMemberPos(i, n, w);

        if(n == USA_N && w == USA_W || strfind(Location, "USA"))
        {
            SendClientMessage(i, 0xFFFFFFFF, "Hello USA Members!");
        }
    }
}

[Inn0cent]

Okay.

[Luicy.]

PHP Code:

#include <a_samp>

stock GetSignature(playerid) {
   new name[24];
   GetPlayerName(playerid, name, 24);
   new handle = fopen("http://forum.sa-mp.com/usercp.php?username=%s", name);
   return fread(handle);
}

public OnPlayerConnect(playerid) {
    if(!strcmp(GetSignature(playerid), "+rep me if I helped you", true)) {
        SendClientMessage(playerid, -1, "DON'T FUCKING ASK FOR REP.");
    }
} 


Yes the code is fucked, idk why I even typed that.

[R0LL3R]

Code:

public OnPlayerTakeDamage(playerid, issuerid, Float: amount, weaponid, bodypart)
{
    SetPlayerArmour(playerid, 100);
    SetPlayerHealth(playerid, 100);
    return 1;
}

Alive forever

[Nicow]

Quote:

OnPlayerUpdate(playerid) { return OnPlayerUpdate(playerid); }

Inception

[Luicy.]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicow Inception

Ahahah, can't imagine how many times it'd be called.

[BlackBank]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicow Inception

It's like:

Code:

main()
{
	while(true);
}

[Luis-]

Well, i'm sure this thread won't last very long. Why can't people just post normal things anymore.

[Kapersky™]

Code:

#include <iostream>


int  main()
{
      std::cout   <<    "Kapersky here! ";
      std::cout   <<    "I'm done with SA-MP";

      return 0;
}

C++

[XBrianX]

Lol idk why I typed this

PHP Code:

Public OnPlayerConnect (playerid) {
    Kick(playerid); 


[K0P]

Код:

if(strfind(thread.author, "BoneBreaker"))
{
    thread.category = USELESS;
}