[Pz]

What would you do if:

• An elephant jumps on your car and crashes it.
• Your computer was acting retarded.
• You swallowed a bee.
• Got beaten up by 5 mafia members.
• Stay a full year with no pocket money.
• Someone offered you to kill someone for trillion dollars.

My answers would be:

1. I don't care - My insurance company will cover the fees.
2. Go watch TV and wait till the computer responds correctly.
3. Can't do nothing about it, drink water.
4. Call my crazy friends, crazy family members, and go fuck 'em up with some base ball bats, and hard sticks.
5. Ask for pocket money - if not, it's my destiny, let me face it.
6. Take the money, and pay someone else to kill him, and probably, I'd say to that guy to find someone else that would be interested to get hes hands dirty, so if he gets caught, I won't be in a trouble.

We need YOUR answers. Go ahead, share them, let the world know about you.

[Jansish]

1. Don't have a car, don't care.
2. Turn it off.
3. Die.
4. Call the police?
5. 'Borrow' money
6. I'd do it.

retarded questions.

[Pz]

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Originally Posted by Jansish 1. Don't have a car, don't care. 2. Turn it off. 3. Die. 4. Call the police? 5. 'Borrow' money 6. I'd do it. retarded questions.

retarded questions. Have you ever heard of fun threads, or at least be a little more respectful for other original posters, get the fuck out of the thread if you don't fucking like it - it's made for entertainment purposes, and not fucking around purposes.

Thanks (:

[SkizzoTrick]

• An elephant jumps on your car and crashes it.
  • I would call a elephant fucker so he could give him a anal
• Your computer was acting retarded.
  • I would turn it off and gently watch the TV
• You swallowed a bee.
  • Visit a doctor
• Got beaten up by 5 mafia members.
  • I would call some friends and get sure that the mafia members would never try to fuck with me anymore
• Stay a full year with no pocket money.
  • Never
• Someone offered you to kill someone for trillion dollars.
  • I would gently push him over and continue my morning walk.

[XFlawless]

1) I don't have a car so i am least bothered.
2) Kick my CPU.
3) Rush to hospital ?
4) Run away, and call cops.
5) Ask for some money.
6) No, i won't kill.

[linuxthefish]

1. Don't need/want a car.
2. Fix it.
3. Ignore it.
4. Face it like a man!
5. I have a god paying job!
6. Refuse, its properly a scam!

[vital2k]

1.) Laugh because it's not my car(Don't own one)
2.) Fix it
3.) Cry (I don't like things that fly)
4.) METAGAME! (How do I know they are mafia)
5.) Never had pocket money, earn it the old fashioned way of working.
6.) Meticulously plan every aspect of it and do it

[Pz]

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Originally Posted by SkizzoTrick An elephant jumps on your car and crashes it. I would call a elephant fucker so he could give him a anal Your computer was acting retarded. I would turn it off and gently watch the TV You swallowed a bee. Visit a doctor Got beaten up by 5 mafia members. I would call some friends and get sure that the mafia members would never try to fuck with me anymore Stay a full year with no pocket money. Never Someone offered you to kill someone for trillion dollars. I would gently push him over and continue my morning walk.

My stomach is paining - I fell laughing at your first answer.

[Markx]

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Originally Posted by SkizzoTrick Someone offered you to kill someone for trillion dollars. I would gently push him over and continue my morning walk.

+1

[Pz]

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Originally Posted by Markx +1

Funny answers - probably, I'd be doing a version 2 and ask way too funnier questions.