[Vince]

All those "easy" database includes (meanwhile adding complicated syntax) just transform an SQL database into a glorified file system, without harnessing the true potential of SQL. There's hardly any support for grouping or ordering, let alone joining other tables. If you're going to use one of those systems you might as well just stick to files.

Do what Konstantinos said because those functions (not really natives) aren't going to cut it.