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Originally Posted by vmlinuz Apply at your local Wal-Mart your guaranteed a job but its not online.

Wal-Mart (ASDA in England) only hire people with no brains, or are girls. I couldn't get a job there in the past, with multiple GCSEs at the time (which they asked for, equal opportunities my ass), I didn't get it. My friend, no GCSEs he failed everything can't even do multiplications (seriously) got a job there tho on the tills. God forbid they had a power cut he wouldn't be able to handle the simple maths needed to calculate the value of a trolley.

They also hire idiot drivers, wouldn't accept me to drive their delivery lorries... No convictions, no nothing. They gave the job to someone who had just passed his test, despite the policy of having your license a year. He's knocked a porch down, hit a parked car, he's even driven into the fence at ASDA and knocked it down. Still however he works there... I know this from my idiot friend who also works there.

You need to be a complete idiot to even stand a chance getting a job there.