[SRB]

can someone show a tutorial off how to make a command which shows how long the server have been on and since when for my irc system?
like: Server has been up for <mins> minutes and <hours> hours since /day/month/year/hours:minutes and during that...
Times has been joined to the server:
New players registered:
Total Message Has Been Sent:
Total Objects in the server:
Total Players Registered:
Total Admins:
Total Banned Players From The Server:



i have been looking around and i didnt find anything..

Rep+ to everyone who tries to help

EDIT:
I want it to be a command for my irc system, like:

IRCCMD:uptime(botid, channel[], user[], host[], params[])
{