[Duck]

Wake up at 7.
Roll over, check if I bump into my girlfriend.
If I don't, I get out of bed. (99%)
If I do, we cuddle. (1%)
Walk to the bathroom.
Take shower.
Put clothes on.
Do hair.
Do make-up.
Go downstairs.
Make food.
Eat food.
Do yesterday's dishes.
Go to work at 8:30.
Back from work at 18:30
Make food.
Eat food.
Do laundry.
Clean.
Do taxes.
It's 22:00 by now.
Watch TV.
Realize I've been working my ass off all day.
Go to bathroom.
It's 0:00 now.
Take bath.
Stare into the mirror thinking to myself "Did I really just work all day?"
Go to bed.
Cry.
Fall asleep somewhere around 1:30.

Rinse and repeat.