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I have a 1 millisecond rule. I never eat anything that's been on the floor even for a nanosecond. All the dust and dirt and dead skin and mud and shit from your shoes is all over the floor - I'd rather not eat a shit-smeared banana.

Even if the floor was freshly-laid and never stood on, and was wiped with disinfectant, I wouldn't eat off it.