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But in Kyosaur's function, all the arguments are &. There is no input. Do you see what I'm saying..? I want to use his, because it automatically formats the string. But I just don't get how I pass the seconds to the function if they're all &.

It could be:

x second
x seconds
x minute and x second
x minute and x seconds
x minutes and x second
x minutes and x seconds
x hour x minute x second
x hour x minute x seconds
x hour x minutes x second
x hour x minutes x seconds
etc...