What will you do if...
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What would you do if:
  • An elephant jumps on your car and crashes it.
  • Your computer was acting retarded.
  • You swallowed a bee.
  • Got beaten up by 5 mafia members.
  • Stay a full year with no pocket money.
  • Someone offered you to kill someone for trillion dollars.
My answers would be:

1. I don't care - My insurance company will cover the fees.
2. Go watch TV and wait till the computer responds correctly.
3. Can't do nothing about it, drink water.
4. Call my crazy friends, crazy family members, and go fuck 'em up with some base ball bats, and hard sticks.
5. Ask for pocket money - if not, it's my destiny, let me face it.
6. Take the money, and pay someone else to kill him, and probably, I'd say to that guy to find someone else that would be interested to get hes hands dirty, so if he gets caught, I won't be in a trouble.
We need YOUR answers. Go ahead, share them, let the world know about you.
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What will you do if... - by Pz - 10.04.2011, 15:56
Re: What will you do if... - by Jansish - 10.04.2011, 16:07
Re: What will you do if... - by Pz - 10.04.2011, 16:09
Re: What will you do if... - by SkizzoTrick - 10.04.2011, 16:11
Re: What will you do if... - by XFlawless - 10.04.2011, 16:12
Re: What will you do if... - by linuxthefish - 10.04.2011, 16:15
Re: What will you do if... - by vital2k - 10.04.2011, 16:16
Re: What will you do if... - by Pz - 10.04.2011, 18:14
Re: What will you do if... - by Markx - 10.04.2011, 18:24
Re: What will you do if... - by Pz - 10.04.2011, 18:25

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