[Master_Gangster]

okay so I'm really (and I mean REALLY) bored today. so I made something new called chuck jokes. when you type the command it will say a random chuck joke from your list to EVERYONE in the server in bright red (:!

Please don't flame me as I know this is not really an FS.
Credits also go to Cuerv0_Negro for giving me the idea out of his source.

EDIT: now uses zcmd, go have fun (:

Код:

#include <a_samp>
#include <zcmd>

#define RED 0xE60000FF
#define COLOR_GREEN 0x9EC73DAA

new RandomMessages[][] =
{
    "Chuck Norris eats beer and drinks bear for breakfast.",
    "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
    // Add more lines here :D
};

public OnFilterScriptInit()
{
	print("\n--------------------------------------");
	print(" 	Chuck Norris Jokes Loaded...       ");
	print("--------------------------------------\n");
	return 1;
}

public OnFilterScriptExit()
{
	return 1;
}

    new string[63];
    new sendername[MAX_PLAYER_NAME];
    COMMAND:chucknorris(playerid, params[])
    {
        if(IsPlayerConnected(playerid))
        {
            if(!IsPlayerAdmin(playerid))
            {
                SendClientMessage(playerid, COLOR_GREEN, "You are not authorized to use that command.");
                return 1;
            }
           	new randMSG = random(sizeof(RandomMessages));
    		SendClientMessageToAll(RED, RandomMessages[randMSG]);
			format(string, sizeof(string), "[ADMIN]: %s has Announced Chuck's Fact!", sendername);
		}
		return 1;
	}
	return 0;

ZCMD can be found here(can also be used for other commands since I think it's pretty fast):

http://forum.sa-mp.com/showthread.ph...highlight=zcmd