[R@f]

from my GTAU-MP server :P

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Originally Posted by R@f's GTAU-MP server log [16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: /rcon login iwillbebanned [16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: xD [16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: I_I [16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: O_O* [16:22] RCON (In-Game): Player #5 (Vetle) <iwillbebanned> failed login.

R@f

[Pixels^]

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[K4L]Leopard says: you maybe know anywhere in SA where glowing ball is? Pixels^ says: nope Pixels^ says: CJ's pants? Pixels^ says: wait, can't go there [K4L]Leopard says: LOL

[siLvia]

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[16:00] **(PM)** From Tsk(2) To AlphaRomeo(5) - bribe? [16:00] **(PM)** From AlphaRomeo(5) Tsk(2) - maybe [16:00] Most Wanted suspect AlphaRomeo(5) has been sent to Alcatraz by Officer Tsk(2) [16:00] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK IT [16:01] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK THE BRIBE FUCK YOU

[MPKaboose]

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Originally Posted by markuzz When i start GTA San andreas with the SA:MP, and when i click new game, it crash.

WTF

//ArcticFox

[Mikep]

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[18:39] RCON (In-Game): Player [Pridit] sent command: logout

my friend talking to himself:

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10841 [20:49] [part] Mike has left the server (2:1) 10842 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Holy shit! 10843 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How long have I been gone for? 10844 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: No-one here 10845 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, i'll just enjoy talking to myself and racing...by myself 10846 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: OMG 10847 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Mike made this... 10848 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Crazy b*tch... 10849 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: -_- 10850 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Your kidding me! 10851 [21:02] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: *yawn* 10852 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I hope Ashley comes back soon, cause i'm bored 10853 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Or atleast Mike 10854 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: ANYONE! 10855 [21:07] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Omg 10856 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How the f**k am I supposed to get up there other then /fly or /jetp or a heli or a plane or anything else? 10857 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, f**k that. I'm /flying 10858 [21:09] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Yay! 10859 [21:10] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Hopefully, the next CP is the end, and the next CP is like 1000000 miles away 10860 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YES! OH f**k YES! 10861 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: IT'S OVER! YAY! 10862 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: idk why i'm doing this when I just completed a 12 hour race 10863 [21:15] [join] Mike has joined the server (0:*.*.*.*) 10864 [21:15] RCON (In-Game): Player #0 (Mike) has logged in. 10865 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YAY! Someone's here! 10866 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: orly 10867 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: ima make a race 10868 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I was talking to myself... 10869 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: lkol 10870 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: brb

[Rozzie]

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<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone <TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL <wHoOpeR> my mom took it <wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it <wHoOpeR> lol <wHoOpeR> rlly...

<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!

[joemomma53]

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Originally Posted by PeaToN^ Quote: <wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone <TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL <wHoOpeR> my mom took it <wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it <wHoOpeR> lol <wHoOpeR> rlly... <joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today <PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra. <joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters EPIC!

lmfao, monster is an energy drink

[Rozzie]

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Originally Posted by -| joemomma53 |- Quote: Originally Posted by PeaToN^ Quote: <wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone <TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL <wHoOpeR> my mom took it <wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it <wHoOpeR> lol <wHoOpeR> rlly... <joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today <PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra. <joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters EPIC! lmfao, monster is an energy drink

still XD
well look at my sig now, i rofled!

[cmg4life]

OMG im laughin ma ass round here damn funny, that Shit fart shart xDD

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Originally Posted by MSN X: Does SendClientMessage send a client message ? Me: No X: Ah okey

[Correlli]

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Originally Posted by Tɧ϶ Tσηί™ *Toni gets a Leviathan... *Toni lets the magnet out... *Toni picks up a coach full of drivers/passengers... *Toni Drops the coach with the drive/passenger into the water... *Toni Laughs and loses control of the Leviathan... *Toni crashes into a tree and dies... *Toni goes to hell. *Toni's Mother Laughs at Toni for his failure... End Of Story.

[Las Venturas CNR]

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Originally Posted by [03 Garsino ] Quote: <Ronaldo[TW]> Are u owner of sa-mp

LOL, I know him

[Correlli]

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Originally Posted by Freddo [BINMAN ] Quote: Originally Posted by Steven82 Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.

[Hiitch]

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Originally Posted by Some random person Help, I don't understand. it's confusing. Quote: Originally Posted by Another random person You haven't asked a question, but you're asking for help?

(Something like that, If I find the topic, i'll correct the quote.)

[Calgon]

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Originally Posted by Don Correlli Quote: Originally Posted by Freddo [BINMAN ] Quote: Originally Posted by Steven82 Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.

Lmao.

[Andy_McKinley]

[Konda]

LOL !!!!! i think month is 7days? lol jk!

[Thrarod]

Im too lazy to get it out from my signature, just look at it

[saiberfun]

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Originally Posted by FurryTurtle ok never mind then ill just remove this topic when i find out how -_-

[Burridge]

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Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

LOL! Luka you n00b!

Also, Andy, you failed. February only has 28 days (29 per every 4 years (Called a leap year), and other months may only have 30 days :P:P)

Skype fun:
[16:37:30] Samara Denk: jeeezz you cant even SPELL M FAUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKTARD!

^ Spelling fail about...spelling. ^

[Nick Deeds]

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Originally Posted by GoldShit Quote: Originally Posted by Luka P. LMAO!!!!

xD I used to mess around with this all the time. Whats the link to it again?