The Story of a Man That First Played DayZ(Warning - a little bit racism towards my character)
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So i played dayz standalone for the first time. I wanted to feel how is to kill a player i got my controllers screwed up
while i was fixing them i heard 3 guys talking an odd language. i found one of them going down from the building, Then i made my way to him, To try to kill him and i did i axed his ass. Then i saw another one in the road he was glitching from far distance and looked like a zombie jumping on a dead body. I went to him and stabbed him to death but he stabbed me once i had to bandage myself. while i was bandaging i saw a man standing with a Axe still looking at me. So i knew he will kill me, Because i killed his friend. I quickly took my Axe out and told him i was friendly and tried to claim that his friend hit me first. He said, "if you are friendly stay away from me". Well he turned his back than i as a Bandit ran to him and hit him once with a Axe and he started running. He found a Vehicle and drove away from me and i said, "You are still going to die from bleeding you ass hole haha why won't you rather die instantly when your in a middle of a high way and you have no chance surviving this?" i tried to follow his tracks but i only found the vehicle he was driving and then i just died from starvation. After that i got re spawned and a guy tried to kill me with an Axe and he yelled while i was trying to kill him too, "Die you black nigga" and i said, "I am not black in real life haha" after that i died.

The End.

This story wasn't to show racism but to actually get the humor of it. if anyone will get offended by it PM me and i will edit it ASAP. The funny thing is how i took out everyone their and how i made so many retarted moves to get gear XD.

I was acting like a bandit at the time cause i was in a server that everyone kills you for no damn reason. So i did the same.

Hope you enjoyed my first days in DayZ.
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#2

Nice story , will read everyday , bookmarked , 10/10 , will publish books with this story
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#3

=) Nice man. Good story.
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#4

Not trying to be mean but what the hell is it with everyone making stories now? o.O

Anyways @ OP nice story.
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#5

This actually happend in DayZ to me.
I just wanted to share my first few moments in DayZ thanks for the comments everyone
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#6

DayZ is fun to play, nice story.
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Originally Posted by Tamer T
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DayZ is fun to play, nice story.
Bullshit. I bet you haven't even played the standalone. Got in a vehicle and drove away, really? Theres no vehicles in standalone yet.
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Originally Posted by [Twixx]
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Bullshit. I bet you haven't even played the standalone. Got in a vehicle and drove away, really? Theres no vehicles in standalone yet.
There are vehicles in DayZ but you are not in a server that has them i guess.
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Originally Posted by DarkLored
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There are vehicles in DayZ but you are not in a server that has them i guess.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Are you talking about DayZ mod or standalone here? In your main post you clearly say ''standalone''. Standalone doesn't have vehicles. Get your facts straight.
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Originally Posted by [Twixx]
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Bullshit. I bet you haven't even played the standalone. Got in a vehicle and drove away, really? Theres no vehicles in standalone yet.
Yup, I did not play Standalone.
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