[ThePro]

The Rules Are Simple, Post Funny Quotes

[Jose 510]

KaiserSouse: sometimes when i make a big poop my nose starts to bleed

[MPKaboose]

Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am
18.

Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...

[d0]

.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah

[[NoV]LaZ]

<JavaUser9> mabako is noob
<[USF]Gabriel> ^^
<JaTochNietDan> :O
<mabako> exactly
<JaTochNietDan> where is westie he stole my cat

Being on #sa-mp channel is so fun..

[Rozzie]

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Originally Posted by Arctic Fox Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am 18. Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...

lol?
that was wierd xD
for a funny queote, view my sig xD

[ThePro]

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Originally Posted by Yeatric Keep your hands on the topic for your own safety.

[mave_man]

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Originally Posted by Westie A quote from my Granddad. Quote: Granddad: She looks like Helen. Auntie: No she doesn't. Granddad: Yes she does. She'll go with anything with a dick. Ever since his stroke, he has became very liberal.

lol I cannot imagine my granddad say dad o:

[[RO]Madalin2009]

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[20:50] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro object to car [20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: get in [20:50] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: not a serious one [20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: kurrr [20:51] [chat] [MaVe]: lol .. [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: nie moge wsiasc [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: idziemy z tego serwa [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: ;/ [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: tera?? [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: no [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car [20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: dupa [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart [20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kartt [20:51] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: failed.

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[09:56] [part] nick_99 has left the server (4:1) [09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city [09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city [09:56] [NEWS]: Player Brandon1992 started a votekick on [LVF]Madalin2009. [Reason: why not] - 30 seconds Remaining. [09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: nooo [09:56] [chat] [woozie]: haha [09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: wut [09:57] [part] [LVF]Madalin2009 has left the server (3:2) [09:57] [chat] [Luan5006]: rofl [09:57] [chat] [Brandon1992]: lol [09:57] [chat] [woozie]: xDDDDD Console input: say FUCK YOUBOTH Console input: say FUCK YOU Console input: say IM GONNA BAN YOU IDIOTS

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[11:53] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Stop shooting on my boat. [11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I bought it. [11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Lies. [11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I only see lies. [11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: A Streak? [11:55] [chat] [woozie]: SUX [11:55] [chat] [woozie]: that camera [11:55] [chat] [woozie]: what the hell [11:55] [chat] [woozie]: im spectating YOUR train [11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: You bastard. [11:56] [chat] [woozie]: LOL [11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Goodbye, my friend. [11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Is this meant to be New York or what? [11:56] [chat] [woozie]: wait for me [11:57] [chat] [[LVF]System]: New York City, here I come. [11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Oh goodie. What happend with you? [11:58] [chat] [woozie]: i have speedytram! [11:58] [death] [LVF]System died 54 [11:58] [chat] [woozie]: nobody will stop me [11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I will. [11:58] [chat] [woozie]: Try. [11:59] [chat] [[LVF]System]: 7kill Woozie. [11:59] [chat] [woozie]: lol

From my GTA United server logs... -_-

[pspleo]

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Originally Posted by [NSG Doerfler ] ..... [21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester [21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it? [21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it? [21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me [21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh [21:37] <Andre9977> oh [21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh [21:37] <Vetle> oh [21:37] <Some0ne> oh [21:37] <Luxeon> oh [21:37] <Lon> no [21:37] <Doerfler> oh [21:37] <Luxeon> oh [21:37] <@Kye> ah xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah

That was in my signature
And that was funny

@madalins 2nd quote: OWNED

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Originally Posted by bash.org <frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ...

[shitbird]

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<Westie> Me dating damo? Sorry. I'm not straight. <Westie> :3

Lul!

[Yeatric]

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Originally Posted by Sharp where is my post X( http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=76690.0 i need very much script...

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Originally Posted by ZippeR Recycle Bin

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Originally Posted by Sharp holy shit,k where is Recycle Bin.

[joemomma53]

even better

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<GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart

[Norn]

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Unknown: OMFG!!! Norn: What? Unknown: I just farted and a wee bit of shit popped out. Norn: What the fuck? Unknown: I shall name it, master shart 2000. Norn: Shart? Unknown: Mix between a fart and shit, Shart. Unknown: I sharted again, damn there must be a hole in my boxers.

Dont let the thread go off topic, i was laughing for like the first two pages, then i was sleeping with all the spam.

[mamorunl]

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Originally Posted by -| joemomma53 |- even better Quote: <GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart

I was really the same as GreenHammy xD

[Finn]

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Originally Posted by [NT SpeedDevil ] Quote: Originally Posted by -| joemomma53 |- even better Quote: <GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart I was really the same as GreenHammy xD

c===========3 does look like a heart more than <3, doesn't it?

[Karlip]

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[15:17] [join] killer21 has joined the server (0:91.***.***.*3) [15:20] [chat] [killer21]: HESOYAM

[Yaheli_Faro]

Today while I was coding and chating with Mave on xFire:

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Originally Posted by xFire yaheli: wtf?? I can't move my left thumb!!! Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: :O Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: yaheli: fuck!! it hurts!!! Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: wtf ! Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: call ur mom /dad yaheli: ah ok... I pulled my thumb muscle xD Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: lol yaheli: that hurt alot for such a pathetic incident

And even now my thumb is moderatly sore >.<

[Danny_Costelo]

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Originally Posted by Manny_rivera This dumbass noob keeps coming into my server with retarded ass names and every time I ban him, he changes his ip and comes in with a new name. 67.191.52.230 [25/10/08 | 21:13:28] Whydidu_banme - INGAME BAN 67.191.7.163 [25/10/08 | 21:16:26] Welthats_notnice - INGAME BAN 24.127.207.2 [25/10/08 | 21:18:14] haveu_seensaw5 - INGAME BAN 71.229.111.18 [25/10/08 | 21:20:03] howabout_scrubs - INGAME BAN

Dunno but if it has been posted but i like his names :P

[Yaheli_Faro]

A small convo with some random guy on Las Venturas [M]adness

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Originally Posted by LVM Chat Logs [2008/11/18][7:15:11]Yaheli: back [2008/11/18][7:15:15]black_sheep: hi [2008/11/18][7:15:27]Yaheli: are you new here? [2008/11/18][7:15:32]black_sheep: no [2008/11/18][7:15:47]Yaheli: really? I haven't seen you on before... [2008/11/18][7:15:54]black_sheep: hey its me [2008/11/18][7:16:14]Yaheli: 'me'? [2008/11/18][7:16:18]black_sheep: yeah [2008/11/18][7:17:33]Yaheli: whatever... [2008/11/18][7:17:58]Yaheli: lol, you aren't even registered here [2008/11/18][7:18:5]black_sheep: oh [2008/11/18][7:18:37]black_sheep: how can i do registered [2008/11/18][7:18:48]Yaheli: Well anyways... if you really want to help the server tell all your friends to come play [2008/11/18][7:18:54]Yaheli: /register [password] [2008/11/18][7:18:56]black_sheep: OK! [2008/11/18][7:19:5]black_sheep: but.. [2008/11/18][7:19:15]black_sheep: I have no friends [2008/11/18][7:19:25]Yaheli: XD