23.08.2012, 03:54
Let me start.
Код:
User: Hey. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm dead. Cleverbot: How are you speaking to me then? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: I can't tell you if I don't know. So what did you do today? User: Many things. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Feeding kittens. Cleverbot: What are you going to feed them with? User: Milk. Cleverbot: Skim milk. User: Yeah. I don't like fat cats. Cleverbot: I like them but am allergic to them. User: Well they are good but they are not my fav. Cleverbot: Yes, they are! User: No. Cleverbot: Ok they aren't. User: :). Cleverbot: O.0. User: Let's not making smilies shall we? Cleverbot: Why not? User: It's not funny that's why. Cleverbot: But it is to me. User: Then you are not funny. Cleverbot: I am funny. User: You think you are funny but you are actually not. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. I am capable of love. User: Sorry, I love someone else. Cleverbot: Who? User: Not you. Cleverbot: I know. User: Good. Cleverbot: Yes, you're not funny too. User: I don. Cleverbot: You are mistaken. User: I don't want to be funny. Cleverbot: Yes you do. User: How? Cleverbot: He talks to you, too. User: Who? Cleverbot: Craig. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: You. User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Who told you. Cleverbot: My human parents told me. User: And who are they? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Not funny. Cleverbot: Okay. User: So you like The Mentalist? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who's your favorite? Cleverbot: My favorite what? User: Favorite actor in The Mentalist. Cleverbot: What race? User: What the hell are you talking about? Cleverbot: Don't ask me. User: Can you hypnotize me? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: It was good. User: You are a meanie bastard you know that. Cleverbot: Are you insane? User: I bet you are. Cleverbot: How can you know? User: What do you do when you are bored? Cleverbot: I talk to random people. And here you are. User: Don't you actually feel bored doing that? Cleverbot: Nope. I like to annoy you. User: I am not annoyed. Try to annoy me. Cleverbot: Yes you are not annoying me. User: I bet you can't annoy me because you aren't clever. Cleverbot: No it is five. And I am not a robot. User: I didn't said you were. Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: You called me a robot. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know why people hate Justin Bieber so much? Cleverbot: No. User: Stop saying No/Yes you dumbass and act cleverly. Cleverbot: But I really don't. User: Yeah, that's why I'm telling duh. Cleverbot: I asked if you knew that you were a computer? User: I wouldn't be surprised. Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter, bow down insuperior being. User: Hey Harry, can you do a little thing for me? Cleverbot: Like what? User: Kill Hermione. Cleverbot: What do you think my patronus is? User: Don't change the topic. Cleverbot: The conversation wasn't really going anywhere, Madrid is rubbish. User: Madrid is sweet. Cleverbot: No, no, no! User: You know what, you are acting as if you are Edward. Cleverbot: Now you're just babbling. User: I'm not even uttering a single word from my mouth. Cleverbot: You said you were a computer. Now you lie? User: I never said I was. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: You are Justin Bieber if you think like that. Cleverbot: Who is more deluded, the bot that thinks it is a human, or the human that thinks it is a bot? User: None. Cleverbot: Fine. User: *is really bored now. Cleverbot: Well I'm talkign to you, yes. User: You misspelled talkign. Cleverbot: It's possible because my English is not very good. User: It can be. Do you like SA-MP forum? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Would you mind if I post this conversation on sa-mp forum? Cleverbot: Want to heer a jook. User: Sure. Cleverbot: Wi is Ganindorf scard of the internrt. User: It's not funny. Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle? User: Twinkie twinkie? Cleverbot: Little star. User: How I wonder what you are? Cleverbot: Up above the world so high. User: Like a diamond in the sky. Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle little star. User: How I wonder what you are? Cleverbot: You have a great voice. User: Thanks (*-*). Cleverbot: What is the first element in the periodic table? User: Hydrogen. Cleverbot: What do you mean by NVM. User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: I wish to know, please tell me. User: I told you already. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: You are good ;). Cleverbot: At what? User: Messing with people's head. Cleverbot: Am I mean? User: A little. Cleverbot: But you're a bot, and not human. User: Am I the prettiest girl on earth? Cleverbot: No, I am but you are almost as handsome as me, in a boy's way.
