[Tails]

Dear Pesky Plumbers,

"The Mechs and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven high-tech workshops! I dare ya to find her if ya can!!

Love,

Tails

P.S. I used all the milk...

If you need instructions on how get through the workshops, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book!"

I know. Might be trolling, might get a warning, I know that.
Why not bash Mario and laugh about Mama Luigi a bit, though?
P.S.: This is the "Everything and Nothing" section, so I suppose this is allowed here.

[Hiddos]

Oh noes the princess is captured oneoneoneoneone111

[Tails]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hiddos Oh noes the princess is captured oneoneoneoneone111

Mama Luigi sez that you're going to help him rescue ze princess.

[Zh3r0]

I dun get this shit?

[Westie]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlayON I dun get this shit?

That's what you get when you employ Polish plumbers.

* Westie gets all tooled up and ready for turtle-jumping-action.

[Tails]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westie That's what you get when you employ Polish plumbers. * Tails gets all tooled up and ready for turtle-jumping-action.

* Tails dresses Westie like Wario and runs away laughing then hides the princess in, yet another castle while planning an evil scheme Anti-Westie's extreme awesomeness

Meanwhile:

IT'S A STONE, LUIGI! You didn't make it

[Aleron]

[Tails]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!

[Tails]

Dear pesky humans, I've bumped this since I liek mudkipz and because I'm a cute fox.
... Erm.
I mean, I've bumped this because I'm gonna kill ze Princess in 24 hours if nobody helps 'er.
A_A

[Hiddos]

+1 for that, 'ze Princess' is annoying as hell D: