A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. |
If you run naked around a tree, at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fucking your self. |
Two things help success in life *The way you manage when you have nothing. *The way you behave when you have everything. |
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity. |
As a child we always wanted to grow up but now we realized that Broken Toys and Lost Pencils were much better than Broken Hearts and Lost Friends. |
Every time I see sombody spell a word wrong, I look down at the keyboard and see how close the letter is to the letter that's suppose to be there, to see if it's socially acceptable to misspelled said word. |
- Time changes everything. *That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves exactly as they were. |
Fake friends are like shadows. With you only on sunny days. |
He who believes in nobody knows he himself is not to be trusted. |
Every time I see sombody spell a word wrong, I look down at the keyboard and see how close the letter is to the letter that's suppose to be there, to see if it's socially acceptable to misspelled said word. |
“Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.” |
Every time I see sombody spell a word wrong, I look down at the keyboard and see how close the letter is to the letter that's suppose to be there, to see if it's socially acceptable to misspelled said word. |
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about th’universe! |
To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. |