Stalkercows (Build for public server usage) -
Hiddos - 05.03.2011
During the making of HidMin, the crappy admin system I'm developing, I got rather bored, so I put the project on halt. A few days after that, I got the bestest idea ever: Cows which keep following you without having any purpose!
What is it?
Stalkercows is a script that creates a Cowly Cow which stalks a random player by continuously moving towards (Or around) that player. The stalked player (a.k.a. the 'loser') will hopefully feel annoyed and ragequit your server.
PS: Every minute a new random player is selected to be stalked. If there's only one player online.. well.. haters gonna hate.
Video
No video atm, only a screenshot:
Downloads
SolidFiles - AMX and source
PasteBin - Source
The source contains a small story about Gary the Plumber which you might find interesting to read.
Credits
gamer931215 - Testing
Popz - Telling me how to spell 'loser'
If anyone else wants to be on this list please reply.
People to hate
Exotic - Sitting on my Fraps so it didn't work anymore (However he claims he didn't).
CJ101 - Cows aren't supposed to be eaten
Enjoy

. If there's a (larger) server which would like to test this, please give me a call so I can join in too ^^.
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Speed - 05.03.2011
Nice it is good
btw Add me to list as first poster in this topic
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Zh3r0 - 05.03.2011
I feel like killing pastebin for killing pastebin.
Hah, you always release funny scripts!
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gamer931215 - 05.03.2011
Haha awesome random script again hiddos :P
Was fun testing it, however DID you really have to take a pic of me near a PINK car , including the chat which was saying it was my private vehicle :O
Even my namelable was pink :O, what would people think of me now... rofl :P
Anyways im going to use it

could be fun to load it sometimes when the server is populated.
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Zh3r0 - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by gamer931215
Haha awesome random script again hiddos :P
Was fun testing it, however DID you really have to take a pic of me near a PINK car , including the chat which was saying it was my private vehicle :O
Even my namelable was pink :O, what would people think of me now... rofl :P
Anyways im going to use it  could be fun to load it sometimes when the server is populated.
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It would have been a secret if you kept it a secret
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Hiddos - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by Zh3r0
It would have been a secret if you kept it a secret 
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Rofl.
Thanks by the way, and free ads for gamer's next script D:
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justsomeguy - 05.03.2011
so if you come close to it it starts to follow you?
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gamer931215 - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by Hiddos
Thanks by the way, and free ads for gamer's next script D:
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Bad advertisement, it says i returned the vehicle, but you are still driving it D:
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kLx - 05.03.2011
Just try to imagine this on a role-play server..
We could actually make hallucinations!
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Pinehole - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by kLx
Just try to imagine this on a role-play server..
We could actually make hallucinations! 
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SZR RP has this.
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CJ101 - 05.03.2011
I would rather have owls following me. But cows are good for eating.
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Hiddos - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by cj101
I would rather have owls following me. But cows are good for eating.
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You'll go straight to hell!
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antonio112 - 05.03.2011
Haha, this is funny ... Going to try it right now =)
I bet this is annoying as hell, a huge cow following you everywhere ... or you could think of it as your 'bodyguard' ? Hm..
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Hiddos - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by antonio112
Haha, this is funny ... Going to try it right now =)
I bet this is annoying as hell, a huge cow following you everything ... or you could think of it as your 'bodyguard' ? Hm..
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It's annoying, especially when the cow crosses you or your vehicle (Making you unable to move and your vehicle go mad)

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I might do an update for this, guaranteed at least one server contacts me if they're testing ^^
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antonio112 - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by Hiddos
It's annoying, especially when the cow crosses you or your vehicle (Making you unable to move and your vehicle go mad)  .
I might do an update for this, guaranteed at least one server contacts me if they're testing ^^
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This is worse than /ban, /mute commands =) "I`m cursed !"
ps: Downloading it now
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Zh3r0 - 05.03.2011
I tried it, damn that cow is a pervert!
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Hiddos - 05.03.2011
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Originally Posted by antonio112
This is worse than /ban, /mute commands =) "I`m cursed !"
ps: Downloading it now 
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I've got some people telling me on MSN to make a /stalk command for the admin script I'm building lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zh3r0
I tried it, damn that cow is a pervert!
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Rofl ^^
Also, could an admin move this to the appropriate section?
Re: Stalkercows (Build for public server usage) -
Markx - 05.03.2011
lmao killer cows
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=WoR=Mitch - 06.03.2011
This is pure perfection!
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=WoR=Mitch - 06.03.2011
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/* Gary the Plumber: A story about Gary
Do you know Gary the Plumber? No? You idiot. Well, here it goes:
Gary the Plumber is a guy from somewhere in England (I couldn't be arsed to
come up with a location). He's 24 years old and just bought a new rubber
chair to beat his fish with. Even though his name might make you think
otherwise, Gary is a Plumber. He recommends you not to become a plumber.
Anyhow, Gary lived happily ever after!
The end of this romantic story kids. Hope for something better
in my next release.
*/
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This is just a strange xD