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Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - R@f - 21.11.2008

from my GTAU-MP server :P
Quote:
Originally Posted by R@f's GTAU-MP server log
[16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: /rcon login iwillbebanned
[16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: xD
[16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: I_I
[16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: O_O*
[16:22] RCON (In-Game): Player #5 (Vetle) <iwillbebanned> failed login.
R@f

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Pixels^ - 27.11.2008

Quote:
[K4L]Leopard says: you maybe know anywhere in SA where glowing ball is?
Pixels^ says: nope
Pixels^ says: CJ's pants?
Pixels^ says: wait, can't go there
[K4L]Leopard says: LOL


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - siLvia - 27.11.2008

Quote:

[16:00] **(PM)** From Tsk(2) To AlphaRomeo(5) - bribe?
[16:00] **(PM)** From AlphaRomeo(5) Tsk(2) - maybe
[16:00] Most Wanted suspect AlphaRomeo(5) has been sent to Alcatraz by Officer Tsk(2)
[16:00] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK IT
[16:01] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK THE BRIBE FUCK YOU


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - MPKaboose - 06.12.2008

Quote:
Originally Posted by markuzz
When i start GTA San andreas with the SA:MP, and when i click new game, it crash.
WTF

//ArcticFox

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Mikep - 06.12.2008

Quote:

[18:39] RCON (In-Game): Player [Pridit] sent command: logout
my friend talking to himself:

Quote:

10841 [20:49] [part] Mike has left the server (2:1)
10842 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Holy shit!
10843 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How long have I been gone for?
10844 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: No-one here
10845 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, i'll just enjoy talking to myself and racing...by myself
10846 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: OMG
10847 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Mike made this...
10848 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Crazy b*tch...
10849 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: -_-
10850 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Your kidding me!
10851 [21:02] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: *yawn*
10852 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I hope Ashley comes back soon, cause i'm bored
10853 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Or atleast Mike
10854 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: ANYONE!
10855 [21:07] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Omg
10856 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How the f**k am I supposed to get up there other then /fly or /jetp or a heli or a plane or anything else?
10857 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, f**k that. I'm /flying
10858 [21:09] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Yay!
10859 [21:10] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Hopefully, the next CP is the end, and the next CP is like 1000000 miles away
10860 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YES! OH f**k YES!
10861 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: IT'S OVER! YAY!
10862 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: idk why i'm doing this when I just completed a 12 hour race
10863 [21:15] [join] Mike has joined the server (0:*.*.*.*)
10864 [21:15] RCON (In-Game): Player #0 (Mike) has logged in.
10865 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YAY! Someone's here!
10866 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: orly
10867 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: ima make a race
10868 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I was talking to myself...
10869 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: lkol
10870 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: brb



Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Rozzie - 13.12.2008

Quote:

<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...
<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - joemomma53 - 13.12.2008

Quote:
Originally Posted by PeaToN^
Quote:

<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...
<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!
lmfao, monster is an energy drink

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Rozzie - 13.12.2008

Quote:
Originally Posted by -| joemomma53 |-
Quote:
Originally Posted by PeaToN^
Quote:

<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...
<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!
lmfao, monster is an energy drink
still XD
well look at my sig now, i rofled!

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - cmg4life - 13.12.2008

OMG im laughin ma ass round here damn funny, that Shit fart shart xDD

Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
X: Does SendClientMessage send a client message ?
Me: No
X: Ah okey


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Correlli - 25.04.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tɧ϶ Tσηί™
*Toni gets a Leviathan...
*Toni lets the magnet out...
*Toni picks up a coach full of drivers/passengers...
*Toni Drops the coach with the drive/passenger into the water...
*Toni Laughs and loses control of the Leviathan...
*Toni crashes into a tree and dies...
*Toni goes to hell.
*Toni's Mother Laughs at Toni for his failure...


End Of Story.


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Las Venturas CNR - 25.04.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by [03
Garsino ]
Quote:

<Ronaldo[TW]> Are u owner of sa-mp
LOL, I know him

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Correlli - 27.04.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freddo [BINMAN
]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven82
Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you
Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Hiitch - 27.04.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Some random person
Help, I don't understand. it's confusing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Another random person
You haven't asked a question, but you're asking for help?
(Something like that, If I find the topic, i'll correct the quote.)

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Calgon - 27.04.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Correlli
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freddo [BINMAN
]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven82
Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you
Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.
Lmao.

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Andy_McKinley - 01.05.2010



Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Konda - 02.05.2010

LOL !!!!! i think month is 7days? lol jk!

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Thrarod - 02.05.2010

Im too lazy to get it out from my signature, just look at it

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - saiberfun - 03.05.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by FurryTurtle
ok never mind then ill just remove this topic when i find out how -_-


Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Burridge - 03.05.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix
LOL! Luka you n00b!

Also, Andy, you failed. February only has 28 days (29 per every 4 years (Called a leap year), and other months may only have 30 days :P:P)

Skype fun:
[16:37:30] Samara Denk: jeeezz you cant even SPELL M FAUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKTARD!

^ Spelling fail about...spelling. ^

Re: The Funny Quotes Topic - Nick Deeds - 24.06.2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldShit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luka P.
LMAO!!!!
xD I used to mess around with this all the time. Whats the link to it again?