Y_Less: "That code compiles perfectly, but I can tell you now it won't make me a cup of tea."

Y_Less: "I've said this before. People think that MySQL is some simple plug-and-play magic bullet that you can use to just make your mode instantly better. They don't realise that the "L" in "SQL" means "language". So instead of programming PAWN, and using a bit of this mystery thing, you are now programming in two languages at once. If you spend months learning PAWN, you should spend the same time learning SQL, if not more - it is probably the more complex of the two languages, and not something that just gets bolted on to the side."

"Compiler - A program designed to tell you how wrong you are. It's a great way to induce stress and frustration."